Today, I asked God to give me back my virginity. He did.

sinidentidades:

Today, I asked God to give me back my virginity. He did.

Today, I asked God to give me back my virginity. He did.

What the fuck am I reading and why is this on my facebook feed? 

Are these the new lyrics to a Taylor Swift song or? 

I lost my virginity when I was like 4.

I didn’t have sex or anything, I just couldn’t find that fucker for the life of me.

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