February 2012
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merewetherdreams replied to your post: Dear Jason Mraz:
What did Jason Mraz do?
He keeps trying to awkwardly rap and it gets more painful to listen to every time. Also his cover of Rainbow Connection was awful, whereas Willie Nelson’s was spot on.
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Dear Jason Mraz:
I hereby strip you of your ‘right’ to make music.
-A concerned citizen
That awkward moment in like 20 years when there's...
I HAVE STARTED PLAYING SKYRIM.
A COPY FINALLY CAME INTO WORK.
AM I TOO LATE TO MAKE ALL THE JOKES.
UUHHHHH….. ARROW TO THE KNEE FUS RO DAH EVERYBODY IS RACIST AGAINST THE DARK ELVES AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH
Sometimes I hide things from my godson and then...
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zaboo replied to your link: TINYCHAT GO GO GO GO GO
Aww fuck. I missed a Tiny Chat? :’(
Yes you did :’(
And you missed my 6 minutes of passive/aggressive posting.
Booooo. :p
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pompan replied to your link: TINYCHAT GO GO GO GO GO
WHY NOW WHEN I’M HAVING A MARATHON
GET INTO TINYCHAT IRERI ILY
TINYCHAT GO GO GO GO GO →
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kaxbeokay asked: Grunge is coo.
“Let’s all be drunk.”
– sinidentidades
Y’all heard the man.
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kaxbeokay asked: I think as long as you're not really okay it can be ironic?
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kaxbeokay asked: I'm being a ironic ironically.
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kaxbeokay asked: I'm being a chode ironically.
I would have sex with you.
The six-minute period of passive/aggressive posting is over.
I really would have sex with you.
You're not cool or edgy. You're just a massive...
I follow you, but it's mostly because I got caught...
Sometimes I 'like' your posts. I do it because I...
I have decided to become a passive/aggressive...
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generalbriefing asked: Curious: did you name you dog after a character on Metalocolypse? That's my favorite character on that cartoon, lol. Oh and did you finish CSA? What did you think?
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nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: A story.
I have no political party on my voters registration, yet during the 2008 elections I only got calls from the Democratic. I would never have voted for McCain despite living in AZ, but they never gave me a chance to tell them that. :/
It’s just… It’s not a secret. That’s the part that I think bothers so many PoC when they...
desmoulicious:
ladyatheist:
desmoulicious:
ladyatheist:
I want to give so many people a high five in the face with my fucking laptop right now.
Then defend yourself instead of making passive-aggressive posts directed at my friends, please.
You can go choke on a rusty motherfucking chainsaw. Nobody told you to hop on my blog, look through my shit and tell me what to post. If I wanted...
My godson's parents and I are about to watch the...
I am so ready.
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The Glenn Beck tag = pure comedic gold tonight.
It’s actually really, really funny if you don’t think about the fact that real people’s lives are being ruined by the influence of people like Glenn Beck.
Fuck.
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Question for Democrats/Liberals
my-darkfantasy:
Why do you call people like Glenn Beck morons, yet he’s been right more often than not with things such as ACORN, Van Jones, FEMA Camps, Cass Sunstein, and the inflation of food prices. Yet, you could call him an idiot and that he shouldn’t be allowed to broadcast. With that said, you also celebrate the likes of Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews and others who promote the Liberal...
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supra-cassarian:
So I went to Book World today, and there was a man checking out the newly released books. Well, I was looking for “End the Fed” by Ron Paul, but the store didn’t have it, and I says to my friend, “They have Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck books here, but they don’t have Ron Paul books here. This bookstore is gonna’ ruin our economy. You can’t explain that!” The man turned...
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romanticdevices replied to your post: A story.
Reminds me somewhat of what happened to me last year at the 4th of July fair… OOH! I have a real good story about what happened to me at the doctors office once!
Submit them to stfuconfederates and I will publish them far and wide bb ^_^ Also, I would definitely add you to my list of favorite tumblr peeples but if I try to update that list right now...
A story.
While this is still fresh in my mind, I’m going to write it down. But I need to tell you something first.
I’m a federal firearms dealer. I’ve been around guns my entire life. I own them, I repair them, I buy/sell them, and I shoot them a lot. I don’t hunt (or, you know, shoot people) but, nonetheless, guns are somewhat a part of my life.
I went to a gun show this morning...
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daskannnichtsein:
shotgunsunday replied to your post: is this what happens when i leave to go eat dinner
It all goes to shit without you.
…alternatively
this happened
when you got online
LOOK WHAT YOU DID, AUSTIN
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
bwahahahaha I am the tumblr god of genital weirdom and do not apologize now or ever.
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carlsaganisgayporn replied to your post: carlsaganisgayporn replied to your post: omg I…
Lmao, how innovative. Carl would approve.
AND I just realized that you’ve gone back to sporting the greatest blog title ever, Nat. Carl smiles down on you from Valhalla. And it’s ok, I can say that, I have a Norwegian elk hound.
Ron Paul, the "I'm not racist, but..." candidate.
“I’M NOT RACIST. THE TRUTH CAN’T BE RACIST. ALSO, RACISM IS SOUND LIBERTARIAN MONEY. I DIDN’T WRITE THAT LAST SENTENCE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER, IT WAS LIKE 14 SECONDS AGO. LEGALIZE IT.”
-Ron Paul
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carlsaganisgayporn replied to your post: omg I forgot that I track the Glenn Beck tag from this blog.
My past times include lots of taint wrangling and gay porn. I think that’s way better than yours, lbr.
Well I mean I have those too but Beckbaiting (an actual term I just made up) is extremely rewarding.
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donotcallmeashley replied to your post: I AM OFF FOR TWO DAYS.
Put your mouth on my bosom.
Oh Georgia Ashton, how I’ve missed you.
Also, om nom nom.
Glenn Beck: I have decided to give my political backing to...
All of the candidates everywhere: Nah, we're ok.
omg I forgot that I track the Glenn Beck tag from...
There may be a festival of Glenn Beck related reblogs tonight.
I have the best pastimes I swear.
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thisgingersnapsback:
stfuconfederates:
sfingella replied to your post: Thanks everybody, for all the messages the…
is your personal blog public? if so i’d love to follow it!
Follow away but it’s pretty much just me talking about Star Trek, godlessness, and my penis so…
It’s like you think these things are irrelevant.
It’s your penis, Austin.
If you blog it, they will come.
Oh, my penis...
I AM OFF FOR TWO DAYS.
COME UNTO MY BOSOM, TUMBLR.
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hillsidejuliet asked: But if you turn anon off how am I supposed to send you asks about my creepy passionate stalker-y love for you?!
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murphysbride replied to your post: Am I the only person on Earth who really hates Michael Pitt as an actor?
I don’t even know what show you’re talking about but CILLIAN MURPHY APPRECIATION LIFE
CILLIAN MURPHY FAN CLUB 4 LYFEEEEE.
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Am I the only person on Earth who really hates...
He’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. I have no idea why. But so far he’s the only downside to Boardwalk Empire.
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Today, I asked God to give me back my virginity....
sinidentidades:
Today, I asked God to give me back my virginity. He did.
Today, I asked God to give me back my virginity. He did.
What the fuck am I reading and why is this on my facebook feed?
Are these the new lyrics to a Taylor Swift song or?
I lost my virginity when I was like 4.
I didn’t have sex or anything, I just couldn’t find that fucker for the life of me.